Help me out here if you call someone a kind of mean name you get an 8 game suspension but if you kick someone in the head on purpose you will most likely get a 4 game suspension. I am sorry just opened up the Telegraph to see that our favorite nut job Mario Balotelli is looking at a 4 game ban for kicking Scott Parker in the head.

The is like some sort of Mad Hatters Tea Party Suarez gets 8 game for saying Negro but you can kick someone in the face and get half that ban. That is preposterous, are the length of the bans written down somewhere or is this some sort of arbitrary pluck them out of thin air deal?

As a new football fan I just get more and more confused when it comes to the FA and discipline I am not going to complain about MLB or the NFL anymore.