In case you haven't heard, ol' 'Arry Redknapp is in a bit of a stick with the law in the UK. Apparently he is too incompetent to pay taxes. His excuses during a police interview read as follows: "I have never written a letter in my life." "I am completely and utterly disorganised. I am not going to fiddle taxes, I pay my accountant a fortune to look after me." "I can't work a computer, I don't know what an email is, I can't, I have never sent a fax and I've never even sent a text message." "I have a big problem, I can't write so I don't keep anything. I am the most disorganised person, I am ashamed to say, in the world." "You talk to anybody at the football club. I don't write. I couldn't even fill a team sheet in." Good stuff 'Arry. If they were still putting heads on London Tower, I'm sure yours would be next. I first saw the image on Cartilage Free Captain and it is originally from arseblog.com. Well done.