Here's my first conclusion about England. Yes, they always disappoint. Yes, they don't live up to what their fans expect of them. Yes, in past tournament their talent suggested they should have...

What will happen if England actually have to play? Will they?

Had it timed wrong, but ready to go now.

Ok, so I got it wrong with which team wouldn't show a pulse. You can't win them all. While the scoreline would suggest a classic, and it was a good match, I don't know that Portugal-Denmark lived...

Will Portugal have a pulse?

Day 5 Review

Back where we started. Here we go round again!

Euro 2012 Day 4 Review

C'mon England! A million pints of lager later here we go!

And the Irish are rubbish. But we knew that, didn't we? It was a better day than the turgid Day 2, with Italy providing a few more fireworks than we thought they might but sadly Cassano and...